The holidays are upon us! Before everyone scurries off to your warm nests to celebrate, we’d like to give you a tasty new playset to enjoy! Newly escaped from Cage A-12-0022, it’s called Rat Patrol, written by Jason Morningstar.
Inspired by modern fables such as Secret of NIMH, Plague Dogs, Watership Down, this playset lets you play the rats, with all that entails. Thanks to the lab, you’re also super smart—as smart as people, maybe smarter. You don’t have thumbs and you can’t do more than squeak, but you share a written language with humans, and perhaps a shared destiny.
One day you are miserable experiments, destined to have your brains extracted to see what makes you tick, and the next you are blinking in the sunlight, smelling new smells that aren’t disinfectant and terror, dumped on a lawn by kids in balaclavas. You recognize the balaclavas because you have had encyclopedias injected into your brains. First worn by British troops, whoever they were, during the Crimean War, whatever that was. You could recall the details if you thought hard enough but really, now is not the time.
Now you are free, and you know how rats are supposed to live, and what the dangers of a rat-centric lifestyle are. Behind you is a gleaming tower full of terrible people who did unspeakable things to you and your friends. In front of you is a forest full of encyclopedic dangers you can name but whose scent is entirely unknown. On either side are others like you, rats you lived with, nearly died with, got really smart with. Rattus norvegicus, Sprague-Dawley strain, mostly the offspring of a very special pair named Linda and Milky.
Time to get moving. Maybe to survive. Maybe to get revenge.
This playset includes a custom Tilt, which is highly specific and recommended.